Ya know, non-Christians have weird ideas of what it means to be Christians. I, of course, blame Christians. However, Christians also have a weirdass idea of what it means to be Christians. Hell, I am still gonna blame Christians.

So - this is simply pulled from a LiveJournal - but worth preserving in my mind.

My Dearest Sagebrush

It has come to my attention that you have recently graduated from the Tempters' Training College for young demons and have recieved your first patient. Of course you must be very happy. You know of course that your father, and my nephew, failed on his own very first assignment and therefore I have decided to give you as much advice as befits an old hand to a young pup.

My vision of heaven includes thousands of Nazis saying "damn did we fuck up."

My vision of hell includes thousands of Christians saying "damn glad we're not over there with those Nazis."